Facebook

I thought that Facebook would be the best place to start.

This is the first of many and will definately not include everything that pisses me off about it.

Where to start...oh let me count my options.

Well, lets start with the site itself and then branch out from there.
facebook SUCKS.
Deal with it, it does.
Unless you are a useless noob, you have now realized that it is useless except for stalkers, perverts and social outcasts.  Let's see why it sucks.

First, it's layout.  LAME, I need to say it again.  LAME
It has the most boring layout with an uncustomizable interface that gets boring after about the first week when you have found all your friends from yore and added them and then never say a single fucking word to them. 

*This will be a forthcoming topic about facebook, so let's not get de-railed.*

Ok, back to the layout.  It looks like the graph I made in the first wordprocessing document I ever used, like 20 fucking years ago.  There is a box, at the top and on the sides which you cannot customize, who doesn't like to pimp their site, you know, show a little creativity but I guess for the orange peels who use the site to play shit games like farm town and mafia wars and take lame quizzes that determine what type of bug shit they are, this may appeal to them because they have no personality and fail in life in the first place.
I guess the point is, let some customization happen and not just useless apps that no one really likes in the first place.
Ok, ok.  you are now saying, cut the shit bro, we know you use it.
Ok, I do.  But only as an address book and sometimes for messages but thats it.

You may also be asking why are the only people who use it perverts, stalkers and social outcasts.
Perverts are obvious;

stalkers troll the status updates and photo updates in order to write some asswiped bs on someones wall hoping that they will like them and sit and stare at other peoples pictues and never upload any of their own. 

Finally, the social outcasts.  These people need to find acceptance and self confidence knowing that they have 500+ friends of whom there may be 2 or 3 they actually talk to on a regular basis.  These are the guys from a party, or 6th grade field trip or went to the same school who wants to add you because they know who you are maybe because of a sibling or some other 6th degree of kevin bacon shit that they self realize in their twisted fucked up minds that cause them to add you as a friend and then when you deny them, they try to add you again.  This I do not understand and would like to find out why people do this.

So, this is where I leave this topic for now.

What do you think of facebook or the people on facebook? 

Post comments and we will see if you want to join me with your thumb up on the side of the road or want to protect that lame shit and rebut my simple views.

Disclaimer

The intended purpose of this blog is to vent, fume, amuse and promote open discussion about things that piss me off.  The views reflected in this blog should not be taken personally by any of the readers and especially not by my friends and family.  If I somehow mention something you do that makes me stick up my thumb and get on the road to crazy.  Don't get pissed at me.  Change it!